* Hell is not a place of fire and damnation, but rather one unending committee meeting. On the Day of Judgment, the Lord will tell those on His right to enter His Kingdom, and those on His left to break up into small groups.
* A friend is someone who will help you move. A true friend is someone who will help you move a body.
* There are 6 stages in the life of every project: 1) Initial Enthusiasm, 2) Early Disillusionment, 3) Panic, 4) Search for the Guilty, 5) Persecution of the Innocent, 6) Honor and Glory for the Non-Participants.
* Marriages are made in Heaven, but so are thunder, lightening, tornados, and hail.
* There are two groups of people in the world: Those who divide the world into two groups of people, and those who do not.
* An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
* A consultant is someone who knows less about your business than you do and gets more for telling you how to run it than you could possibly make out of it even if you ran it right instead of the way he tells you.

Source: careermotiv8.com

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