Comments on: Die Spammers, Die http://spoonfighter.com/archives/150 A funny, frequently updated blog from Denver, Colorado, about current events, politics, media, humor, ideas, entertainment and life. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:25:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on Die Spammers, Die by: Vermin, Pure Vermin http://spoonfighter.com/archives/150#comment-4534 Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:10:27 +0000 http://spoonfighter.com/archives/150#comment-4534 Must say that spitting gum out window and "sampling" market grapes don't even compare. Grapes must be sampled to ensure that they are descent grapes -- nice and sweet, good and crunchy, kind of get that frog pop between the teeth. It may be a good moral code to only sample those not in the bagged bunches but those that would not find a home otherwise. But then again, they were rejected for a reason. Gum on the other hand is attrocious, even in and of itself. Some wannabe is going to be walkin the streets, too good for the sidewalks and his drug-money shoes are going to find that discarded wad baking on the asphalt and will drag-stretch-drag-stretch-drag-stretch that faint green mess all the way onto momma's brand new carpet. So, for momma's sake, try one of those chemical strips on your tongue next time after the onions. What is this world coming to?! (rhetorical, purely rhetorical) <em>Stop ... stop ... I can't hear you ... la la la la ... -SF</em> Must say that spitting gum out window and “sampling” market grapes don’t even compare. Grapes must be sampled to ensure that they are descent grapes — nice and sweet, good and crunchy, kind of get that frog pop between the teeth. It may be a good moral code to only sample those not in the bagged bunches but those that would not find a home otherwise. But then again, they were rejected for a reason.

Gum on the other hand is attrocious, even in and of itself. Some wannabe is going to be walkin the streets, too good for the sidewalks and his drug-money shoes are going to find that discarded wad baking on the asphalt and will drag-stretch-drag-stretch-drag-stretch that faint green mess all the way onto momma’s brand new carpet. So, for momma’s sake, try one of those chemical strips on your tongue next time after the onions.

What is this world coming to?! (rhetorical, purely rhetorical)

Stop … stop … I can’t hear you … la la la la … -SF

]]> Comment on Die Spammers, Die by: The Monk http://spoonfighter.com/archives/150#comment-3101 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:49:40 +0000 http://spoonfighter.com/archives/150#comment-3101 Yeah, I know I've made a few comments about tracking down my comment spammers and sending them to the new and improved Dante's inferno with the new level 10 specifically for spammers that has satan shitting on their heads while the guy in satan's mouth laughs at their misfortune. Btw, laugh at Mrs Spoonfighter for me for setting a terrible example for baby spoonfighter. Yeah, I know I’ve made a few comments about tracking down my comment spammers and sending them to the new and improved Dante’s inferno with the new level 10 specifically for spammers that has satan shitting on their heads while the guy in satan’s mouth laughs at their misfortune. Btw, laugh at Mrs Spoonfighter for me for setting a terrible example for baby spoonfighter.

]]> Comment on Die Spammers, Die by: Clair http://spoonfighter.com/archives/150#comment-3089 Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:50:50 +0000 http://spoonfighter.com/archives/150#comment-3089 Damn, I haven't gotten any comment spam in weeks. I am a terrible blogger. Damn, I haven’t gotten any comment spam in weeks. I am a terrible blogger.

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