Help SpoonFighter Find A New Career
That’s right, SpoonFighter needs a new career. SF is currently is no longer employed by a larg-ish technology corporation, and would like to do something that is, primarily, not corporate and, if possible, not technical. He would like to try his hand at being a fabulously wealthy playboy, but has not seen any openings for such a position in the paper or on Monster.
Accordingly, SpoonFighter is taking your suggestions for career possibilities, and is open to anything short of “Suicide Bomber.” (Terrible benefits, unless you count the 70 virgins which are supposedly waiting on the other end. However, I suspect that with the upswing in the popularity of suicide bombings, virgins will be on back-order for a long time.)
In a completely unconnected side-note, SF’s department is having a fun little layoff this week. (But no pressure.)
So hit that comment button and tell me what sort of career I should pursue.
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:15 am
Harlem Globetrotter
Sadly, and as you well know, there is no way I can grow a fro’ -SF
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:19 pm
70?? Really??
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Here are a few career choices that I think a spoonfighter should choose from:
Hot Dog Eating contest official
Talk show host
Raft Guide
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photographer.
Why would I want to take pictures of swimsuites? - SF
August 3rd, 2006 at 2:03 pm
I heard.
I say you should be a midget rustler!
I also hear forks are in season.
:-) - SF
August 4th, 2006 at 8:42 am
Ever thought about getting into big game hunting?
You mean, like, Xbox? -SF
August 9th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
with your bod, definitely underwear modeling
You know, I’ve thought the same thing many times after drinking too much. -SF
August 16th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
No, definitely not underwear modeling. I’ve seen it way too many times, and it doesn’t make me want to buy underwear. Although I have considered just going blind.
Aw crap. There goes my suprise “coming out.” - SF