Regarding My Unemployment …
First, thanks for all the suggestions. Second, it seems likely that I won’t pursue any of them, not even the Midget Wrestler one. (Oh, how tempting it was.)
All the thoughts I have wanted to publish were about my ex-employer and its unbelievably poor management, but I don’t want to run the risk (however unlikely) of someone important at the company discovering my thoughts and revoking my fat severance package. Mrs. SpoonFighter would, like, totally kill me. Suffice to say that the company finally halted its downward spiral, due in large part to the lemonade stand which the CEO’s daughter opened in front of company headquarters.
Since the happy occasion of my termination, I have been reading innumerable books (five) on various career possibilities. The problem is that virtually every job available appears to involve work. Most of them do not pay very well, either. I blame the politicians.