Daytime TV

You know, one of the things I don’t miss about being unemployed is daytime network TV. Yeah, that’s right. I don’t have cable.

As near as I can tell, there are only four things on TV during the day:

1) Soaps starring B-list celebrities
2) Talk shows featuring B-list celebrities and incredibly stupid people
3) Paid programming trying to take money from incredibly stupid people
4) Small-claims court shows featuring incredibly stupid people

The Spanish-language channel is a little better. It has all the same crappy shows, but with mega cleavage. The soaps. The talk show hosts. Even the Spanish version of Judge Judy has a low-cut blouse. (I really hope I don’t catch their version of Judge Joe Brown.)

2 Responses to “Daytime TV”

  1. Clair Says:

    Oh, how I love the Spanish station cleavage.

    Though, in college, my Spanish professors encouraged to spend time watching them because they would help us continuing to learn the Spanish language.

  2. Vermin, Pure Vermin Says:

    http://a-hole-in-the-head.blogspot.com/2006/11/subscription-for-despairafter-many.html

    when you get bored with the soaps, check out how life used to be (for women) without soaps. soaps have ushered in a new era.

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