This does not help me love my country

Our government: now protecting us from foreign, ex-hippy scientists. Phew. Now I can get some sleep.

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You can, however, bring them into the country if they are placed in one-ounce containers and sealed in a zip-lock bag.

One Response to “This does not help me love my country”

  1. Spearfish Says:

    Still no cure for cancer. Perhaps the government could stop bombing people in sandy countries, and focus their attentions on other things? Just think, over 400 billion dollars spent on “national security” and still no hydrogen cars or super-efficient solar power cells. Oh, and there’s still that cancer thing going on. But, we did find somebody who resembled Timothy Leary at a border crossing.

    Let’s face it, Solar Power IS Homeland Security. Why go to war over oil, if you can develop some alternative to oil altogether? Oh that’s right, we have a president from Texas, who’se family is up to their eyeballs in petrolium investments.

    George, read my lips: “Mission Accomplished.” (haha) Remember that one? What a knee-slapper.

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