Comments on: This does not help me love my country http://spoonfighter.com/archives/188 A funny, frequently updated blog from Denver, Colorado, about current events, politics, media, humor, ideas, entertainment and life. Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:19:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on This does not help me love my country by: Spearfish http://spoonfighter.com/archives/188#comment-21844 Fri, 25 May 2007 14:26:05 +0000 http://spoonfighter.com/archives/188#comment-21844 Still no cure for cancer. Perhaps the government could stop bombing people in sandy countries, and focus their attentions on other things? Just think, over 400 billion dollars spent on "national security" and still no hydrogen cars or super-efficient solar power cells. Oh, and there's still that cancer thing going on. But, we did find somebody who resembled Timothy Leary at a border crossing. Let's face it, Solar Power IS Homeland Security. Why go to war over oil, if you can develop some alternative to oil altogether? Oh that's right, we have a president from Texas, who'se family is up to their eyeballs in petrolium investments. George, read my lips: "Mission Accomplished." (haha) Remember that one? What a knee-slapper. Still no cure for cancer. Perhaps the government could stop bombing people in sandy countries, and focus their attentions on other things? Just think, over 400 billion dollars spent on “national security” and still no hydrogen cars or super-efficient solar power cells. Oh, and there’s still that cancer thing going on. But, we did find somebody who resembled Timothy Leary at a border crossing.

Let’s face it, Solar Power IS Homeland Security. Why go to war over oil, if you can develop some alternative to oil altogether? Oh that’s right, we have a president from Texas, who’se family is up to their eyeballs in petrolium investments.

George, read my lips: “Mission Accomplished.” (haha) Remember that one? What a knee-slapper.

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