Fake Tan

Tried fake tanning lotion for the first time.

Sweet. Now I don’t have to spend any time in the sun to look like I’m having an allergic reaction.

5 Responses to “Fake Tan”

  1. DhammaSeeker Says:

    Comedy!

  2. Clair Says:

    Where are the photos?
    We need proof.

  3. The Monk Says:

    Before we go out drinking, you should do that so the women will hit on me instead of you. Is it sad that I need a guy with hives the size of aircraft carriers to get women to hit on me?

  4. aireiq Says:

    I second the request for pictures. Mostly so I can dissuade the wive from trying something similar.

  5. spoonfighter Says:

    I’m afraid that all evidence of the episode was rather quickly flushed into the municipal waste water system of the greater Denver area.

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