Stomach Stapling
A friend of mine works at a clinic where morbidly obese people have their stomachs stapled. Over coffee, the other day, we wondered if it wouldn’t be more effective to staple their mouths, instead? I mean, mouth stapling is cheaper, less invasive, and gets to the root of the problem a little more effectively. Click, click, click. “There you go. Call me in a month. Feel free to eat anything you can get through your nose.”