HOW TO: tell if you are fat
1. Take off your clothes
2. Stand in front of a large mirror
3. Start jumping up and down
4. Flex all your muscles
5. Observe how much of you appears to be trying to catch up with the rest of you.
Optional step for added “fun”:
6. Perform before and after each holiday meal.
Merry Christmahannukwanzika!
December 25th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
The thought of me doing this makes me shudder.