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HOW TO: tell if you are fat

1. Take off your clothes
2. Stand in front of a large mirror
3. Start jumping up and down
4. Flex all your muscles
5. Observe how much of you appears to be trying to catch up with the rest of you.

Optional step for added “fun”:
6. Perform before and after each holiday meal.

Merry Christmahannukwanzika!

This entry was posted on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm and is filed under Blather, Humor, Life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “HOW TO: tell if you are fat”

  1. Clair Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    The thought of me doing this makes me shudder.

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