The South Beach Diet Is Eating My Brain
I’m trying the South Beach Diet. Today is day one of the two-week-long “Phase One.” During this period, I can only eat vegetables or raw meat bitten from the hind quarters of a passing animal. No animals yet, and I’m getting very hungry. My co-workers are starting to look tasty.
I feel woozy and light-headed, today. If today is any indication, I’d guess that the South Beach Diet works by fooling your body into canabalizing your brain over the course of several weeks, thereby reducing your weight by the mass of your brain (3 lbs.), and reducing you to wandering in circles, drooling, at South Beach.
July 19th, 2005 at 12:33 am
One question:
Why?
July 19th, 2005 at 9:16 am
I can no longer remember.