And That’s How I Got Worms

I’m sitting in bed with my wife, blogging. My cat is eating my ice cream, which is one of the reasons I have intestinal parasites.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Speaking of parasites, I’m very put out by the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who said this week that Israel should be wiped from the map.

I think we should all be encouraged by the unanimous and strong denunciations of this statement by the rest of the Islamic world, except that they haven’t said a damn thing.

Like most unpatriotic non-Republicans, I’m actually in favor of trying to get along with everyone, as long as they’re interested in doing the same. But this is over the top. The Muslim world is really starting to piss me off. Oh, I know, the Christian world has done many terrible thing over the years. But we’ve also done a lot of good, too. We’ve brought universities, hospitals and Brittany Spears to other parts of the world for hundreds of years. Name one good thing that Muslims have given the rest of the world. Other than our system of numbers. And harem pants.

All I know is that the blogging community won’t sit quietly. Oh no. We will blog about this. We will say many nasty things about Mr. Ahmadiwhatever and his stupid backwards country. And they will be very, very sorry.

3 Responses to “And That’s How I Got Worms”

  1. Clair Says:

    Thank goodness for Britney Spears!

    *listens to Oops! I did it again*

    I’d like for everone to get along, too, and from my perspective, the Muslim community has not spoken up against any act or something someone has said. Maybe I don’t have the correct connections into the Muslim community and neither does the media.

    I just hope my Muslim relatives never read this blog. –SF

  2. moonbat monitor Says:

    amen to that!

    the guy’s a certifiable lunatic

  3. jay Says:

    thats funny, i have worms right now, i need to go to the doctor, but i kind of like them XD

    good read XD

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