The Sports Report!
Last night Mrs. SpoonFighter and I were given tickets to the Pepsi Center to watch some tall guys dressed in blue pajamas and some tall guys in white pajamas play basketball. I think the guys in blue were called the Nuggets. Or maybe Nougats. I’m not really into sports.
There was this little guy whose shirt said “Boykins.” Seriously, he can’t have been more than 4′2″. At half time I tried to get close enough to ask him if he knew the Keebler Elves and could he maybe get me some cookies, but security stopped me.
For some reason, play stops every five minutes and these cheerleaders/exotic dancers run out onto the court. Now I know what happens during commercials. If they’d do the commercials while the players were on the court, and show the dancers, I’d watch more games. As long as my wife wasn’t home.