Work: C-, Internet: A+
Today was like every day. My car drove well once I plugged the alternator back in, and I got to work in time for perhaps the most boring meeting of my career. Meetings are always a drag, but this one was like two hours of “Ben Stein Reads Leviticus.” I tried to pay attention but it was impossible. What scares me is that, whatever it was I missed, it won’t matter. Not one bit.
My job is hard to describe. I used to be a system administrator, but I seem to have risen to a higher rung on the food chain, where the pay is better and the work is vaguer. I’m very busy and I’m contstantly told that what I do is crucial to the business. But if I died today, this could be my tombstone:
Or maybe this:
The internet gods smiled on me after work, however, as I found many excellent websites to satisfy my ADD. I found one that generates custom tombstones, another that generates church signs, and one that generates candy hearts. 
November 11th, 2005 at 8:22 am
I know what you mean about meetings…
I remember several years ago, I worked for the Blue Death Star. We had meetings all the time. They actually were meetings with my co-workers. I’ve gotten way too used to the con-call style team meetings. Anyway, we had a meeting one day and it was all I could do to keep from sleeping. I kept nodding off during this thing. The room was small so my chair was not that far from the window. Hit my head on the support in between one of the windows with - what I thought - was a loud bang. No one seemed to notice or they didn’t show it. That’s how boring this meeting was. Now, I will say at the time my diet was not the best in the world, so in the afternoons after lunch I was much more susceptible to these bouts of sleepiness, but the meeting was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Zzz…
November 28th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
You can make some funny signs on:
http://www.signgenerator.org