Memo Monday!
This golden turd of coporate mumbo-jumbo arrived in my inbox this morning. Enjoy:
Translation:
“We’re going to use a different method of charging customers for our software because we think it will make more money and we’ve hired a guy to figure out how do to it.”
My favorite phrase is “leveraging the connected nature of the network.” Using the network to connect to things? What an innovator! If I’d known it could do that, I’d have bought me one. Somebody please tell this guy about the Internet. He’ll love it.
November 14th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
That’s awesome! If he could tell you what he does, he probably wouldn’t have a job.