Feed My Narcissism

I only do this for the attention, you know. And any attention is good attention. Unless it’s the physically-violent kind, in which case it’s kinky. I didn’t mean that. Anyway. I have been laboring under the impression that nobody but two or three people - all of whom are considering restraining orders - actually visit this website. Imagine my joy to discover SpoonFighter mentioned on another blog that I didn’t even know existed!

From Jack Of All Blogs, the post entitled “7 Blogs You’ve Never Heard Of

Wasters of Time

    SpoonFighter
    This guy has way to much time on his hands. It’s pretty obvious. Worth a read over. It’s dumb And sometimes you need to read something really stupid.

Wait, that’s not very nice, is it? Should I be grateful for the nod, or should I be hurt like a sensitive, Off-Broadway thesbian thespian, withdrawing into my room to gorge myself on rocky-road ice cream and cough syrup until I finally write a pathetic, self-indulgent suicide note without punctuation and then even more pathetically try to slash my wrists with a Gillette Mach 3 razor and wind up in the mental ward for three months?

I’m going to have to think about this. I might be back.

2 Responses to “Feed My Narcissism”

  1. gisher Says:

    don’t get the restraining order against me, i love this site, giver er time dude, you just got cranked in may

    *Blush* aw thanks, Rev. Although, actually, I was suggesting that it’s other people who are considering restraining orders against me.

  2. The Monk Says:

    I keep putting a restraining order on you, but it doesn’t stop you from peeking through my windows at night.

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