Red Necks In a Red State
My deepest apologies to Rev. Gish and D.A.F.H., whose most recent comments I have only just now approved, and to all you kind souls who loiter at my little corner of the web. I have been neglecting you.
My excuse is that I have been visiting my grandparents. They live in a location that has yet to be informed of the Confederacy’s defeat, and which still doesn’t have any unsecure wireless hotspots or internet cafes. As such, I was unable to post, or even check my email.
Anyway, I’m back. I have fun stories from my time in the South, most of which are complete fabrications, and I’ll try to share them with you this week.
I would also like to say thanks to all of you who accepted my invitation to discuss my previous post. Thanks for all your ideas, and thanks for keeping it civil. Please do keep discussing, should you feel so inclined, and rest assured that I have not passed on your treasonous, un-American statements to the Feds.
December 14th, 2005 at 9:45 pm
i got caught with a married woman once and i told her husband “i was just visiting my grandparents”, and he bought it as he said “well you are real close to the grave now.”
December 14th, 2005 at 9:45 pm
Ah, the south. Remember back when rednecks had exclusive rights on stupidity?
Yep, yep, yep. Thems were the days.