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Borowitz Report

Today’s Borowitz Report (link) is good. I love this quote:

Scientists reported that mice who were injected with human brain cells stopped running on a wheel and sat down to watch the wheel instead.

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3 Responses to “Borowitz Report”

  1. daveawayfromhome Says:
    December 15th, 2005 at 9:22 am

    were these naked mice? Did they sport little round glasses? Did they play little guitars while they watched?

    I’m just sittin here watchin’ the wheels go round and round…

  2. mary matalin gisher Says:
    December 16th, 2005 at 4:47 am

    beautiful….

  3. reverend gisher Says:
    December 17th, 2005 at 1:44 am

    why would you do a thing like that to a productive mouse?

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