Only 364 Shopping Days Till Christmas
Christmas was good. We had a bunch of family over for a big breakfast and gift-exchange. No one got sick, and more important, I got some good loot.
My wife actually purchased the “Beer Belly” I mentioned in a previous post, much to my surprise. If she actually let’s me use it, well, then I’ve got something.
Also got some gift certificates to the bookstore, and about seven quarts of cologne from a bunch of different people, including my wife, my father-in-law, and two complete strangers at the mall. I thought that was a little odd. The strangest gift of all, though, was the 50-lbs box of Tic-Tacs that mysteriously showed up on our porch. Weird.
So that’s a wrap (ha ha ha ha) till next year. Hope that you and yours had a wonderful time and that you got nearly as many excellent gifts as I did.
December 27th, 2005 at 5:55 pm
that’s gotta be about the meanest snarkiest thing i have ever read. NICE JOB!
December 28th, 2005 at 7:03 am
We bought a house just days before. That was our gift to ourselves. We’ll be in it by the end of January. Will have to see photos of you actually using the beer belly! HA!
January 2nd, 2006 at 1:41 am
I think the cologne, amount and #’s of bottles is a subtle yet important hint.