What if someone is a midget vegetarian? Do his extra points move him up the ladder so that he can make fun of a Jew?

Along the same lines, what happens if the Latina disabled lesbian (#s 2, 3, and 4) gets in a shouting match with a black gay Jew (#s 1, 4, and 5)? Who has the right to make fun of the other? The LDL has a combined score of 9 - does that make her just a midget? And is the BGJ, with a score of ten, really just a fancy vegetarian?

And who do I talk to about the rankings? I think homos should be way higher, probably higher than Latinos who can create political mass (and thus effect change) just by procreating (we don’t have that luxury, you know) and certainly higher than the disabled, who don’t have to worry nearly as much about how they look. Really, it’s very very difficult being gay what with getting the hair just right and picking out the perfect outfit for the occasion, so I’m appealing to move up the list. We’re not quite black, but we’re awful close.

And you even have your ‘exceptions to the no-black people jokes’ right. Congratulations! You must have really done your research!

Thanks for the kudos. In fact, all SpoonFighter posts are painstakingly researched by a large staff of “Little People” who live in the tree behind my house. –SF