Tried fake tanning lotion for the first time.

Sweet. Now I don’t have to spend any time in the sun to look like I’m having an allergic reaction.

Finals start next week. Definitely not ready for them. I was a lot more prepared for finals at this point last semester. But I got the impression that a lot of the prep I did didn’t help me, so I’m hoping that my lack of preparation this time won’t hurt much.

Me.

1. Woke up late because morning class had been canceled.
2. Late getting out.
3. Missed bus.
4. Hung out at home until time to go catch next bus.
5. Got to bus stop and realized I didn’t have bus pass.
6. Drove to school.
7. Upon very late arrival at school, was reminded that second class had been moved into first class’ time slot, and thus I missed the only class I had today, making my 20 mile trek to Boulder completely wasteful and pointless.

%!@#$!^!

Meme’s are so, like, 2 years ago. But I haven’t done one yet, and my friend Alwen tagged me with one. So here goes.

7 random things about me you may not know…

1. I crave hot dogs. I put them in soup. I role them up in tortillas with a little cheese. I eat them cold. I will eat them until I feel like barfing

2. I hold a white belt in at least three martial arts. No kidding.

i. Kun Tao - A variety of Kung Fu practiced in Indonesia. (The teacher told me I’d earned a green belt in this one, but I couldn’t have fought my way out of an angry preschool with these techniques: so, I still think of myself as a white belt.)
ii. Muay Thai - Our school didn’t have belts. So my belt is still white.
iii. YMCA Karate - I have no idea how long I was actually in these classes, but somehow I missed all the belt tests. I was like totally the most fearsome white belt in the class.

3. I hate doing things I suck at. I grew up with modest talents in a number of areas, and got accustomed to being good at things without putting in much effort. It’s a curse, because later in life I have a hard time staying the course when things get hard. And everything gets hard, sooner or later.

4. I pierced my own ear once. It didn’t hurt at all, but I suspect that’s because I was more than a little drunk at the time. Sadly, I didn’t have an earring to put in the hole, so it was rather pointless.

5. I take one heck of a long time to finish a meme. Seriously. What’s my problem?

6. Pet peeve: People who keep large, aggressive dogs in their front yards. I’m running along, minding my own business, enjoying the peace and quiet of my neighborhood, when suddenly 100+ pounds of bad doggie charges out of nowhere and throws itself at me. Yes, I realize afterward that I’m perfectly safe on my side of the fence. But why should I have to wear two pairs of super hero underwear when I go running?

What really pisses me off are the people who only have four foot fences. Are you telling me that a 100 pound Rottie, moving at 25 mph, can’t clear a four foot fence? And don’t even get me started about the a__hole who uses some invisible sonic collar thing instead of a fence. The next time his wife decides to run her hair dryer and the toaster at the same time, some little kid is going to be puppy chow.

7. I used to play a pretty mean blues harp (harmonica).

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A. List 7 random things about yourself that people may not know.
B. Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.
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I gotta give a plug to di.fm, an internet radio site which streams techno of various varieties free of charge. I love it.

Thanks for all the feedback, both in comments to this post and in meat-space. (Ie., the real world, First Life, etc.) I’m pleasantly surprised that so many people actually read this blog.

The votes were generally 50-50. Friends who had the misfortune of observing the years of navel-gazing which ultimately led to my decision to go to law school favored staying. (Reading between the lines, I think they were begging me not to put them through it again.) Those who were more acquainted with my current grumbling favored quitting.

I have made up my mind, I think, to stay. I wasn’t satisfied with what I was doing before law school, and there was some gut-level reason I decided to go to law school. If nothing else, it will open up a wider range of life experiences. The adventure lies ahead, not behind.

Thanks for all the thoughts. Sorry for all the belly-aching.

Seriously. I’m thinking about quitting law school. Nobody I’ve so far talked to thinks quitting is a good idea, which is funny, since almost nobody thought going was a good idea, in the first place. People just don’t like quitters.

There are a lot of small issues involved in making this decision, which don’t need elaboration here. The main issue is that I thought I would really enjoy both law school and its subject material, and I don’t. Law school is unpleasant, and the Law can be tedious. I worry that the practice of the law will be even more so. I am also surprised by how much I miss being a system administrator. I certainly did not appreciate it enough, when I was doing it. I also miss the people. Lawyers seem to be a very serious bunch. Professional techies have much better senses of humor.

In favor of staying the course, however, is the fact that a background in law can take a person to a greater variety of places and fields than a background in unix administration. Law school is a long term bet on a more interesting life. Equally important, a law degree can lead to work on behalf of the poor, the oppressed, and others who haven’t gotten a fair shake out of life. A varied life, and a life of service, are both possible as a unix administrator, but getting there would take a lot more creativity.

Thoughts?

Votes so far from the comments and other sources:

Bail: 3
Stay: 3

Guess I’m overdue to update this thing.

1. Christmas. Flew the family to San Diego and spent time with parents. The highlight: a quiet hour at the beach with my son, introducing him to ocean sunsets, pelicans, and seagull poo. Most of the rest of the time was spent around the dining room table discussing the latest and greatest diseases acquired by extended friends and family, while trying to avoid discussing my latest religious heresy. (Which one? Oh, there are sooo many. Yet I remain a mostly-orthodox Christian.)

2. New Year. This year I resolved to use my time more efficiently so that I will be able to spend more time playing Xbox. Also to lose weight. And lower taxes.

3. Law School. Back at it. Got grades back. Didn’t like them. They weren’t bad enough to make me quit, but that’s about all I can say about them. Can I figure out how to do better? Will Batman survive the Joker’s deadly trap? Am I wearing underwear?
(Answers: Hopefully; Of Course; Not so much)

Law school has turned out to be somewhat … uh … different than I hoped. In my fantasy version of law school, I imagined that I would quickly rise to the top of my class due to my natural legal genius, and spend my time out of class wearing a tweed jacket, smoking a pipe, and hobnobbing with my professors about the various ways in which the American legal system could be improved. Obviously, more realistic expectations lay bound, gagged, and whimpering in a dark corner of my head. The reality of law school turned out to be a desperate race to shove as much legal information down my mental throat as possible, so that it could be violently vomited up, in a concise and organized fashion, on the final exam. I did not vomit particularly well.

I have no idea who to credit for this, but it’s making the rounds via email …

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning … uphill BOTH ways…yadda, yadda, yadda! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!

But now that… I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don’t kno w how good you’ve got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter….with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3’s or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that’s it! And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a colle ctions agent, you just didn’t know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600, with games like ‘Space Invaders’ and ‘asteroids’ and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as s tad ium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn’t see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no on screen menu and no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your a** and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I’m saying?? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little #$!##@!!

And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove or go build a friggin’ fire…. imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.

That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled!!!!!!!!! You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1980!

Oh yeah, and a seatbelt was Mom throwing her arm across your chest every time she hit the brakes.

Regards,

The over 30 Crowd

The holiday music assault has begun. By December 26, I suspect all Christmas music will sucketh to my ears, but right now, but here’s the list so far of tunes I hope I never hear again:

1. That !@#% “Mr. Grinch” song. You know the one: really lame lyrics, sung by a dude with a really deep voice.

2. “Up On The Housetop,” as sung by the Jackson 5. How can the whole family be off-key and whiny?

3. “Felis Navidad,” as sung by Celine Dion. Actually, ANYTHING as sung by Celine Dion.

– Update –

#4. “Last Christmas,” sung by George Michael. (Thanks to danb for reminding me not to forget how much I hate this song.)

#5. When the !@#$ did “My Favorite Things” (Sound of Music?) become @%!!@#$ Christmas music? Cause this is the only time of the year when “KOSI 101 Light Rock” can get away with playing it?