Archive for April, 2008

Finals

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Finals start next week. Definitely not ready for them. I was a lot more prepared for finals at this point last semester. But I got the impression that a lot of the prep I did didn’t help me, so I’m hoping that my lack of preparation this time won’t hurt much.

Idiot Alert

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Me.

1. Woke up late because morning class had been canceled.
2. Late getting out.
3. Missed bus.
4. Hung out at home until time to go catch next bus.
5. Got to bus stop and realized I didn’t have bus pass.
6. Drove to school.
7. Upon very late arrival at school, was reminded that second class had been moved into first class’ time slot, and thus I missed the only class I had today, making my 20 mile trek to Boulder completely wasteful and pointless.

%!@#$!^!

Idiot Alert

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Dear Public Safety Professional,

If, in the course of performing your duties, you happen upon a briefcase marked “A-Bomb,” you do not need to lock down the block. Real bombs do not come in consumer-friendly, labeled packages.

Sincerely,

Common Sense

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